All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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