It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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