Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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