whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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