Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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