Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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