Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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