good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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