Non-Jews are for practice
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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