If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
