Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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