.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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