So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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