Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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