what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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