he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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