He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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