i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Pants are for mortals
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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