SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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