goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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