My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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