so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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