Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Quick, to the slutcave!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Found your dick twin last night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Can you bring me the toilet please
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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