i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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