what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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