yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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