I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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