It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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