So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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