no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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