I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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