so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Randomize
