Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I would fuck him just for his dog
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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