haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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