You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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