I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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