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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

(1-502): View more from Kentucky

eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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(407): View more from Florida

When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes

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(567): View more from Ohio

i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck

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