He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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