I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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