I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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