What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Randomize
