We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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