some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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