Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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