just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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