Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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