I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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