I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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