so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
God, I missed his penis.
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