is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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