My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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