Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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