SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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