Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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